Polygons

Lettuce sucks!

NOTICE: this story is fiction.

BANG!! “HAW HAW HAW!” I laughed to myself as the bullets flew out the window.

Not just any bullets, BULLETS FILLED WITH LETTUCE!! That’s right, I’m using a double barreled
shotgun to shoot my vegetables out the window. Why? I will tell you, but don’t tell my parents!

It all started last week when my mother put lettuce on my dinner plate. I HATED this food, if you
could call it that. Anyways, I knew I had to get rid of the rotten garbage somehow, and I had a plan.

I asked my dad if I could use the bathroom. Reluctantly, he said yes. “WOOHOO!” I said to myself
quietly before shoving the stuff into my jumper pocket and waddled off to the laboratory.

I opened the toilet seat but then remembered, the flushing thing was broken! I had to do something,
“Aha!” I thought to myself, I knew there was a double barreled shotgun in the garage.
I snuck in, thook the metal balls out of the bullets, put in the lettuce, and loaded the gun.

Postcard from New Plymouth

The History of Rugby

Diamate poem for matariki

Diamante poem for Matariki

Star
White Bright
Disapearing apearing glinting
Debris     hydrogen     ice     stone
Shining blinding gleaming
Hot circular
Sky

What I did on Enviro day.

On the nineteenth of June twenty twenty, we had what our school calls "Enviro Day".
On Enviro Day we normally do nature related things. For example: Making flower beds, and clearing out weeds, but not me, I was in the film making group.
Your probley wondering: "Why?".
Well here's why.
There's a competition on filmmaking and Oruaiti school is entering.
This week we wrote the script for the actors, and it was VERY successful.
I'd say our movie would at least be worth a spot in the top three.
In the movie (It's only three minutes long) students are stuck at school during COVID.
There's also something to do with COVID Zombies (Hope this didn't spoil too much).

Recipe poem

Recipe for A Zombie

Apply half a cup of Swollen Skin.

Spread some Mangled Bones (Depends how you wanted it to die).

Pound a few Organs down.

Add someone's Dead Carcass.

Whisk Half the head, One Arm, And One Leg into Oblivion.

Pour in Ten Cups of Blood (Try to make it drip for better taste).

Stir all together While adding sharp teeth.

Volia! Leave to cool and witness the walking dead!

WARNING: Do not leave the mixture unsupervised.